{"product_id":"organic-dignity-men-s-tee-stick-tees-nyc","title":"Organic Dignity Men’s Tee | Stick Tees NYC","description":"Tom’s not paying for lettuce — he’s paying for the illusion of virtue.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tee captures his dry breakdown of overpriced greens and trendy delusion:\u003cbr\u003e\n“So it’s organic. Is the receipt compostable too, or just my dignity?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Soft, relaxed-fit men’s tee for savage shoppers\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Clean white-line art on 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ Stick Tees NYC logo printed on the upper back\u003cbr\u003e\n✔️ For men who read labels and receipts with equal sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEat clean. Spend dirty.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e15 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"STICK TEES NYC","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":41878923608160,"sku":"1475601_11546","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":41878923640928,"sku":"1475601_11547","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":41878923673696,"sku":"1475601_11548","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":41878923706464,"sku":"1475601_11549","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878923739232,"sku":"1475601_11550","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878923772000,"sku":"1475601_12644","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":41878923804768,"sku":"1475601_11561","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":41878923837536,"sku":"1475601_11562","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":41878923870304,"sku":"1475601_11563","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":41878923903072,"sku":"1475601_11564","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878923935840,"sku":"1475601_11565","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878923968608,"sku":"1475601_12653","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ S","offer_id":41878924001376,"sku":"1475601_15873","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ M","offer_id":41878924034144,"sku":"1475601_15874","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ L","offer_id":41878924066912,"sku":"1475601_15875","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ XL","offer_id":41878924099680,"sku":"1475601_15876","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878924132448,"sku":"1475601_15877","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878924165216,"sku":"1475601_15878","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":41878924197984,"sku":"1475601_11566","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":41878924230752,"sku":"1475601_11567","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":41878924263520,"sku":"1475601_11568","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":41878924296288,"sku":"1475601_11569","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878924329056,"sku":"1475601_11570","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878924361824,"sku":"1475601_16250","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":41878924394592,"sku":"1475601_20453","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":41878924427360,"sku":"1475601_20454","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":41878924460128,"sku":"1475601_20455","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":41878924492896,"sku":"1475601_20456","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878924525664,"sku":"1475601_20457","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878924558432,"sku":"1475601_20458","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":41878924591200,"sku":"1475601_15879","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":41878924623968,"sku":"1475601_15880","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":41878924656736,"sku":"1475601_15881","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":41878924689504,"sku":"1475601_15882","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878924722272,"sku":"1475601_15883","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878924755040,"sku":"1475601_15884","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ S","offer_id":41878924787808,"sku":"1475601_21667","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ M","offer_id":41878924820576,"sku":"1475601_21668","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ L","offer_id":41878924853344,"sku":"1475601_21669","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ XL","offer_id":41878924886112,"sku":"1475601_21670","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878924918880,"sku":"1475601_21671","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Turf Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878924951648,"sku":"1475601_21672","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ S","offer_id":41878924984416,"sku":"1475601_21651","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ M","offer_id":41878925017184,"sku":"1475601_21652","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ L","offer_id":41878925049952,"sku":"1475601_21653","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ XL","offer_id":41878925082720,"sku":"1475601_21654","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878925115488,"sku":"1475601_21655","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heliconia \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878925148256,"sku":"1475601_21656","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":41878925181024,"sku":"1475601_15831","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":41878925213792,"sku":"1475601_15832","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":41878925246560,"sku":"1475601_15833","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":41878925279328,"sku":"1475601_15834","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878925312096,"sku":"1475601_15835","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878925344864,"sku":"1475601_15836","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":41878925377632,"sku":"1475601_15867","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":41878925410400,"sku":"1475601_15868","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":41878925443168,"sku":"1475601_15869","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":41878925475936,"sku":"1475601_15870","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878925508704,"sku":"1475601_15871","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878925541472,"sku":"1475601_15872","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":41878925574240,"sku":"1475601_14965","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":41878925607008,"sku":"1475601_14966","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":41878925639776,"sku":"1475601_14967","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":41878925672544,"sku":"1475601_14968","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878925705312,"sku":"1475601_14969","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878925738080,"sku":"1475601_14970","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ S","offer_id":41878925770848,"sku":"1475601_15855","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ M","offer_id":41878925803616,"sku":"1475601_15856","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ L","offer_id":41878925836384,"sku":"1475601_15857","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ XL","offer_id":41878925869152,"sku":"1475601_15858","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878925901920,"sku":"1475601_15859","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878925934688,"sku":"1475601_15860","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ S","offer_id":41878925967456,"sku":"1475601_15813","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ M","offer_id":41878926000224,"sku":"1475601_15814","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ L","offer_id":41878926032992,"sku":"1475601_15815","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ XL","offer_id":41878926065760,"sku":"1475601_15816","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878926098528,"sku":"1475601_15817","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Azalea \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878926131296,"sku":"1475601_15818","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":41878926164064,"sku":"1475601_15825","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":41878926196832,"sku":"1475601_15826","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":41878926229600,"sku":"1475601_15827","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":41878926262368,"sku":"1475601_15828","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878926295136,"sku":"1475601_15829","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878926327904,"sku":"1475601_15830","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ S","offer_id":41878926360672,"sku":"1475601_15891","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ M","offer_id":41878926393440,"sku":"1475601_15892","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ L","offer_id":41878926426208,"sku":"1475601_15893","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ XL","offer_id":41878926458976,"sku":"1475601_15894","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878926491744,"sku":"1475601_15895","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Daisy \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878926524512,"sku":"1475601_15896","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ S","offer_id":41878926557280,"sku":"1475601_14981","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ M","offer_id":41878926590048,"sku":"1475601_14982","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ L","offer_id":41878926622816,"sku":"1475601_14983","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ XL","offer_id":41878926655584,"sku":"1475601_14984","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 2XL","offer_id":41878926688352,"sku":"1475601_14985","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky \/ 3XL","offer_id":41878926721120,"sku":"1475601_14986","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0631\/5091\/5680\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-military-green-front-and-back-6828d4746139d.png?v=1751500526","url":"https:\/\/stickteesnyc.com\/products\/organic-dignity-men-s-tee-stick-tees-nyc","provider":"STICK TEES NYC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}