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“I Don’t Workout” Sarcastic Men’s Tee | Stick Tees NYC

“I Don’t Workout” Sarcastic Men’s Tee | Stick Tees NYC

Regular price $25.50 USD
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Workout? Never heard of it.

This bold men’s tee features Tom from the Stick Tees NYC lineup, living his best life with steak, dessert, and zero gym guilt. The quote says it all:

“Steak and a 4-digit dessert is what I have after a workout. Just kidding — I don’t workout.”

✔️ Soft cotton, classic fit
✔️ Bold white-line art on 100% cotton
✔️ Official Stick Tees NYC logo printed on the upper back
✔️ Where Fun Meets Fashion — always

Built for men who skip the reps but never skip dessert.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
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