Tom’s not paying for lettuce — he’s paying for the illusion of virtue.
This tee captures his dry breakdown of overpriced greens and trendy delusion:
“So it’s organic. Is the receipt compostable too, or just my dignity?”
✔️ Soft, relaxed-fit men’s tee for savage shoppers
✔️ Clean white-line art on 100% cotton
✔️ Stick Tees NYC logo printed on the upper back
✔️ For men who read labels and receipts with equal sarcasm
