Tom watched her shop like a storm was coming —
and that’s when clarity hit him like fate with a flare:
“In hindsight, fate tried to save me from you. But I thought the traffic cones were decorative.”
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✔️ Clean white-line art on 100% cotton
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Because some warning signs don’t blink — they shop.
