Tom’s not hating on weddings—he’s just seen greater miracles... in vending machines.
This tee features his pew-side wisdom: “Bob’s wedding? Nice. But 2 packs of Twizzlers falling from the vending machine? That’s real magic.”
✔️ Classic men’s fit made for all-day sarcasm ✔️ Bold white-line art on soft 100% cotton ✔️ Stick Tees NYC logo printed on the upper back ✔️ Where Fun Meets Fashion — always
For guys who know love is sweet… but Twizzlers are sweeter.
